Living in Arkansas isn’t just about location—it’s a way of life that outsiders rarely grasp. When your idea of a traffic jam involves tractors, and fried catfish counts as gourmet dining, you know you’re deep in Razorback territory. If these 11 things seem completely ordinary, congratulations—you’ve officially gone full Natural State.
Wal-Mart Pilgrimages Are Routine
You consider it perfectly reasonable to visit the original Wal-Mart just for bragging rights.
Calling the Hogs in Public Seems Logical
Shouting “Woo Pig Sooie” at random moments is never weird—it’s Arkansas pride.
You Have a Very Strong Opinion on BBQ Styles
Forget politics—arguing over wet or dry ribs is your true civic duty.
Camo Is Acceptable Everywhere Attire
Church, weddings, date night—camouflage is always appropriate fashion.
Fried Catfish Counts as Health Food
It’s fish—therefore healthy, right?
Directions Always Include “By That Old Barn”
Bonus points if the barn hasn’t existed for at least a decade.
You Know the Correct Pronunciation of “Ouachita”
Hearing outsiders try to say it never stops being entertaining.
Tornado Sirens Equal Porch Time
Warning sirens are more an invitation to come outside and see what’s happening than actual caution.
Sweet Tea Is Simply “Tea”
If you want unsweetened tea, be prepared for suspicious looks and awkward silence.
Running Into Wildlife on Your Driveway Is No Big Deal
Oh look, another deer in the yard—just another Tuesday morning.
You Consider Cheese Dip a Vital Food Group
Arkansas cheese dip isn’t just food; it’s a way of life (and absolutely superior to whatever else is out there).
If these points seem perfectly sensible, you’ve clearly earned your Arkansas credentials. So grab yourself a bowl of cheese dip, throw on some camo, and let out a hearty “Woo Pig Sooie”—you’ve officially crossed into full Arkansan territory.
The post You Know You’ve Lived in Arkansas Too Long if These 11 Things Seem Totally Normal appeared first on When In Your State.