Ah, Connecticut—the quaint land of preppy towns, fiercely defended pizza loyalties, and the eternal battle over being part of New England or a New York suburb. If you’re a true Nutmegger, you know complaining isn’t just a pastime—it’s practically a competitive sport. Honestly, if you haven’t griped passionately about at least half of these things, can you really say you’re from Connecticut?
The Never-Ending “Is it a Grinder, Sub, or Hoagie?” Debate
It’s a grinder, and anyone who says otherwise clearly belongs elsewhere.
Traffic on I-95 Being an Actual Punishment from the Universe
Connecticut is tiny—yet somehow crossing it takes four hours.
Constantly Explaining That You Don’t Actually Live “Near Gilmore Girls”
No, Stars Hollow doesn’t exist, but we secretly wish it did.
Taxes That Make You Question Life Choices
The state’s unofficial motto: “Pay More, Get Less.”
Being Asked If Connecticut Is Just One Giant Wealthy Suburb
Sure, everyone lives in mansions—if by mansions you mean modest split-levels with outrageous property taxes.
People Who Pronounce the Second “C” in Connecticut
It’s “kuh-NET-icut,” not “Connect-i-cut.” Please, spare our ears.
The Mystic Pizza References from Every Tourist
Yes, we know Julia Roberts ate there once; now can we order in peace?
The Obsession with UConn Basketball
Miss a Huskies game, and your Connecticut citizenship might be revoked.
People Claiming New York Has Better Pizza
Pepe’s, Sally’s, Modern—have you tried our pizza, or do you just hate yourself?
Leaf-Peeping Tourists Clogging Your Favorite Backroads
Yes, the foliage is pretty; no, you can’t park in the middle of Route 7 to take selfies.
Living in a State Everyone Just Drives Through
Welcome to Connecticut: America’s scenic rest stop between Boston and New York.
Winter Lasting Approximately Forever
Just when you think spring is here, surprise: one last snowstorm to ruin your day.
Sure, we Connecticut folks might whine about traffic, tourists, and pizza rivalries, but deep down, we know it’s all part of our charm. After all, who doesn’t secretly enjoy debating sandwiches and defending our tiny state’s honor? Complaining is how we show love in Connecticut—loudly, sarcastically, and with a healthy dose of attitude.
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