New Jersey: home of legendary diners, unbeatable pizza, boardwalk entertainment—and a hidden collection of laws quirky enough to confuse even the most street-smart Jersey native. Behind the Garden State’s turnpike exits, beach towns, and Sopranos references lies an oddball selection of statutes that are amusingly specific (and completely true). Buckle up and grab your pork roll sandwich—New Jersey’s weird legal side is about to get delightfully real.
It’s Illegal to Slurp Soup in Public
Soup lovers, beware—loudly slurping your tomato bisque could land you in legal trouble. New Jersey takes etiquette seriously.
No Pumping Your Own Gas (Statewide)
New Jersey famously bans self-service gas stations. Pumping your own fuel is strictly forbidden—just sit back and relax (it’s the law!).
Men Can’t Knit During Fishing Season
Male knitting enthusiasts, put down those needles—it’s technically illegal to knit during fishing season. Choose one hobby at a time, please.
It’s Illegal to Wear a Bulletproof Vest While Committing a Crime
If you’re planning criminal activity, don’t bother wearing protection. New Jersey officially forbids bulletproof vests during crimes. Priorities?
Handcuffs Cannot Be Sold to Minors
Thinking of buying handcuffs for that teen birthday gift? Nope—New Jersey explicitly bans handcuff sales to minors. Teen mischief has limits.
Frowning at a Police Officer is Technically Illegal
Keep smiling—frowning directly at a cop can technically break the law. Cheer up, Jersey!
No Buying Ice Cream After 6 PM Without a Doctor’s Note in Newark
Ice cream cravings after sunset in Newark? Technically, you’d need a doctor’s note. Dessert bureaucracy at its finest.
It’s Illegal to Delay or Detain a Homing Pigeon
Homing pigeons have serious legal protections—detaining or delaying them is explicitly illegal. Respect pigeon travel schedules.
Pickles Can’t Be Sold Unless They Bounce
Similar to Connecticut, New Jersey pickle sales require proof of bounceability. Flat pickles are strictly banned.
It’s Illegal to Annoy Someone of the Opposite Sex in Haddon Township
Flirtation gone wrong? Annoying someone of the opposite sex is explicitly outlawed. Romance politely or not at all.
No Boiling Bones on Your Property in Sea Isle City
Planning to boil bones in your backyard? Sea Isle City explicitly forbids bone-boiling at home. Culinary creativity has boundaries.
It’s Illegal to Wear a Disguise While Committing a Crime
New Jersey emphasizes again—criminal disguises are strictly outlawed. Commit crimes openly, apparently?
There you have it—12 amusingly strange, totally true New Jersey laws that keep the Garden State delightfully peculiar. Whether you’re carefully bouncing pickles or politely slurping soup, New Jersey clearly loves to legislate with personality. Stay weirdly wonderful, New Jersey—we wouldn’t want you any other way!
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