Georgia: famous for peaches, southern charm, and enough quirky laws to make even the most serious judge giggle behind their gavel. Sure, the Peach State might have world-class barbecue and irresistible hospitality—but it’s also secretly home to some delightfully bizarre statutes that’ll leave you scratching your head. Y’all grab some sweet tea and sit a spell; things are about to get legally hilarious in Georgia.
It’s Illegal to Tie a Giraffe to a Telephone Pole in Atlanta
Thinking of tethering your pet giraffe downtown? Hold your long-necked horses. Atlanta’s phone poles are strictly giraffe-free zones.
Donkeys Can’t Sleep in Bathtubs
Georgia also joins the bathtub donkey-ban club. Apparently, donkeys have repeatedly abused bathroom privileges, ruining bathtub naps for everyone.
No Carrying Ice Cream in Your Back Pocket on Sundays
Ice cream in your back pocket? Not in Georgia—especially on Sunday. This was once a sneaky horse-theft technique—now it’s just confusing.
Eating Fried Chicken with a Fork Is Illegal in Gainesville
In Gainesville, finger-lickin’ good isn’t just a slogan—it’s the law. Keep your cutlery away from that drumstick, fancy pants.
No Keeping an Ice Cream Cone in Your Pocket on Sundays
Georgia doubles down on pocket ice cream laws, forbidding them specifically on Sundays. Clearly, ice cream thieves have ruined everything.
Goldfish Can’t Be Given Away as Bingo Prizes in Athens-Clarke County
Planning on enticing bingo players with goldfish or goldfish as prizes? Forget it—Georgia strictly forbids aquatic prizes, even tiny ones.
No Cussing Over the Phone in Columbus
Feel like venting frustrations over the phone in Columbus? Better watch your language, because Georgia says keep it civil—or else.
In Marietta, It’s Illegal to Spit from a Car or Bus
Save that chewing tobacco spit for somewhere private—Marietta outlawed drive-by spitting, and your fellow pedestrians thank you.
No Chickens Crossing Roads in Quitman
Chickens crossing roads isn’t just a bad joke—it’s an actual offense in Quitman. Chickens, stick to the sidewalks or suffer consequences.
Members of the State Assembly Can’t Be Ticketed for Speeding During Sessions
Georgia lawmakers have a unique privilege—they can’t get speeding tickets during official sessions. Apparently, punctuality outranks road safety.
Mules Can’t Roam Freely in Athens Without a Permit
Got a mule that loves exploring Athens-Clarke County? Better leash that mule—roaming is strictly illegal. Even mules need boundaries.
Barbershops Can’t Operate on Sundays in Columbus
Need a Sunday haircut? Too bad—Columbus prohibits barber shops from operating on Sundays. You’ll have to wait until Monday for that fresh fade.
And there you have it, folks—12 weird, wild, and completely true Georgia laws that make this sweet southern state even sweeter (and stranger). From fork-free fried chicken to giraffe tethering bans, Georgia’s statutes keep life hilariously interesting. Until next time, y’all stay peachy—and leave your giraffes at home!
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