Oregon is a place of natural beauty, quirky culture, and some of the best coffee on the planet. Whether you’re strolling through Portland’s food carts or hiking through the lush forests of the Cascades, Oregon has a way of capturing your heart. If you’ve checked off these 10 things, there’s no denying it—you’ve been living in Oregon for far too long.
You’ve Defended the “Oregon Rain” Like It’s a Badge of Honor
Oregon gets a lot of rain, especially in the western part of the state. But if you’ve lived here long enough, you’ve learned to embrace it. You’ve defended the “light drizzle” to outsiders, explaining that it’s not as bad as it sounds—and hey, it’s great for the greenery.
You’ve Taken a Weekend Trip to the Coast and Thought, “This Is the Best Place on Earth”
Oregon’s coast is rugged and stunning, and you’ve probably taken a weekend trip to soak in the beauty of the Pacific Ocean. Whether you’re watching the waves crash on Cannon Beach or exploring the lighthouses, you’ve found that nothing beats the Oregon coast—and you never take it for granted.
You’ve Had the “Portlandia” Moment and Thought, “Yep, This Is Totally Normal”
Living in Oregon means you’ve probably had a “Portlandia” moment, where you realized just how quirky the local culture is. From vegan donuts to composting workshops, you’ve embraced the weirdness, and now, it all just feels… normal.
You’ve Experienced the “Oregon Trail” Reality (And You Didn’t Die of Dysentery)
No matter how many times you’ve played the game as a kid, you’ve probably traveled down parts of the historic Oregon Trail. You’ve stood in awe of the landscape that pioneers once crossed, and you’ve probably snapped a picture at some famous trail stop. Luckily, you survived the journey without contracting dysentery.
You’ve Participated in the Great Coffee Debate and Defended Your Favorite Local Roaster
Oregon takes its coffee seriously, especially in Portland, where you can find a new coffee shop on every corner. You’ve had your fair share of espresso and pour-over coffee, and you’ve definitely gotten into a passionate conversation about which local roaster serves the best brew. No Starbucks here, thank you very much.
You’ve Bragged About Your Favorite Hike Like It’s the Best Thing You’ve Ever Done
Oregon’s outdoor opportunities are unparalleled, and you’ve likely gone on a hike so beautiful that you’ve spent days bragging about it. Whether it’s Multnomah Falls or a lesser-known trail, you know that your hike was the best, and you will make sure everyone else knows it too.
You’ve Watched a “Storm Watch” and Thought, “I Could Get Used to This”
Oregon’s weather is unpredictable, especially along the coast, where storms roll in suddenly. You’ve found yourself glued to the weather channel, watching a storm roll in, and feeling oddly excited by it. Sure, you might need to bundle up, but there’s something mesmerizing about the energy of a good storm.
You’ve Spent More Than a Few Days in “The Willamette Valley” and Thought, “This is Why I Live Here”
The Willamette Valley is the heart of Oregon’s wine country, and you’ve definitely spent a weekend (or three) touring vineyards and enjoying some of the best wine in the country. You’ve come to appreciate the slower pace of life, the rolling hills, and, of course, the excellent wine. You’ve probably even bought a bottle or two—just because it’s that good.
You’ve Been Caught in Traffic on I-5 and Thought, “I’m in Oregon, It’s Fine”
You know that I-5 is notorious for traffic, especially when you’re driving between Portland and Seattle. You’ve sat in the gridlock, resigned to the fact that there’s no real rush here, because you live in Oregon and the state’s motto is basically “Take it easy.”
You’ve Made the Hike to Crater Lake and Thought, “This Is the Best Decision I’ve Ever Made”
If you live in Oregon, you’ve probably made the trek to Crater Lake, and it’s more breathtaking in person than you could have ever imagined. You’ve stood at the rim, gazed out over the deepest lake in the U.S., and thought to yourself, “How did I get so lucky to live in a place this beautiful?”
If you’ve embraced the rain, hiked the mountains, and fully given in to Oregon’s quirky charm, you’ve become a true Oregonnian. From the coast to the mountains, from Portland to Bend, there’s no place like Oregon to make you feel alive. And while the rain might drive you indoors on occasion, you know that Oregon’s beauty—both natural and cultural—is worth it all. So, go ahead, enjoy your coffee, hike that mountain, and live your best Oregon life.
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