Ah, Pennsylvania—the Keystone State, where half the people say “yinz” and the other half say “yo,” and you can drive four hours in any direction and still be in Pennsylvania. We’ve got potholes, pretzels, pierogies, and enough regional rivalries to fuel a lifetime of passive-aggressive small talk. If you haven’t muttered about these classic Pennsylvania headaches—probably while stuck behind an Amish buggy or dodging deer—you might actually be from New Jersey.
The Endless Battle Between Wawa and Sheetz
It’s not just convenience stores—it’s a blood feud. Choose a side and prepare to defend it at Thanksgiving dinner.
Potholes That Could Legally Be Classified as Caves
Hit one wrong and your car enters a new zip code.
PennDOT Construction Zones That Last for Eternity
“Road work ahead?” Yeah, it always does.
People Who Assume All of PA Is Just Philly or Pittsburgh
Ever heard of central PA? No? That’s fine. We like being forgotten.
The Weather That Has Absolutely No Chill
Rain, sleet, snow, 80 degrees, thunderstorm—all in one day. And that’s spring.
Out-of-Staters Mispronouncing “Lancaster” and “Schuylkill”
It’s LANK-iss-ter. And the Schuylkill is pronounced however we feel like today.
Scrapple Being Judged by People Who’ve Never Tried It
Yes, it’s mystery meat. No, you don’t get to have an opinion until you’ve had it fried and covered in syrup.
The Turnpike Toll Prices Being a Personal Attack
Every time you drive across the state, it costs a limb and a chunk of your soul.
Getting Stuck Behind an Amish Buggy When You’re Running Late
Love the simplicity. Hate the timing.
The Eternal “Soda vs. Pop” Debate
It’s “soda” in Philly, “pop” in Pittsburgh, and “whatever we have” in rural towns.
Tourists Acting Like the Liberty Bell Is the Only Thing Here
We have history, forests, haunted prisons, and cheesesteaks. Broaden your horizons.
The Utter Chaos That Is Driving in Philadelphia
No blinkers. No rules. Just vibes and potholes.
Sure, we Pennsylvanians love to complain—about tolls, traffic, and which side of the state is “better”—but it’s all part of our gritty, proud, slightly salty charm. Complaining in Pennsylvania is less about being miserable and more about bonding—preferably over a hoagie, a Yuengling, and a deeply impassioned Sheetz vs. Wawa argument.
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