Virginia is for lovers… and also for long, drawn-out arguments about barbecue, traffic, and whether you’re in “real Virginia” or “that other part.” From the Blue Ridge Mountains to the beach, Virginians have strong opinions and aren’t afraid to turn Thanksgiving into a heated debate over the superiority of Duke’s Mayo. Here are 11 things folks in the Old Dominion will never agree on—no matter how polite they try to be.
1. Northern Virginia vs. the Rest of the State
Is NoVA even real Virginia, or just D.C. with more parking lots and HOA fees? Depends on whether you say “y’all” or “you guys.”
2. Whether Virginia Is Southern or Mid-Atlantic
Culturally Southern? Geographically Mid-Atlantic? Existentially confused? Grab some sweet tea and prepare for a Civil War reenactment—of opinions.
3. UVA vs. Virginia Tech
It’s khakis and boat shoes vs. flannel and turkey legs. No middle ground—just passive-aggressive bumper stickers.
4. The Best Place to See Fall Foliage
Skyline Drive? The Blue Ridge Parkway? Or just your aunt’s backyard in Roanoke? Everyone’s got the spot.
5. Whether You Actually Need to Use Your Turn Signal in Northern Virginia
Spoiler: you do. No one does. And this is why we can’t have nice things on I-66.
6. The Correct Way to Make Virginia Ham
Too salty? Not salty enough? Should it be sliced thick or paper-thin? Don’t mess it up or your grandma will revoke your Easter invite.
7. If Richmond Is Hip or Just Trying Too Hard
Some say it’s got an artsy, underground vibe. Others say it peaked with Civil War tourism and craft beer.
8. Beach Weekend: Virginia Beach or the Outer Banks?
Do you suffer through Hampton Roads traffic or betray the state line for that sweet OBX breeze? Your choice will be judged.
9. How to Pronounce “Norfolk”
Is it “Nor-fok,” “Nor-fik,” or “Nor-f*#@”? Depends on how brave you’re feeling in public.
10. What’s Worse: I-95 or I-81?
Choose your own nightmare. Do you want soul-crushing gridlock or an endless parade of semis and speed traps?
11. Whether Duke’s Mayo Deserves the Hype
To some, it’s holy. To others, it’s just egg goo in a jar. But Virginians will absolutely risk friendships over this one.
In Virginia, tradition runs deep—but so do opinions. These debates aren’t meant to be settled; they’re passed down like heirlooms, along with your granddad’s opinion on which Waffle House is best. So grab a plate of pulled pork, buckle up for a scenic drive, and get ready to argue—with love, of course.
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