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People from Washington are a chill, raincoat-wearing bunch—until you say something dumb like “Seattle gets a lot of rain” or mispronounce “Puyallup.” Then? Oh buddy, the gloves are off (but still waterproof). Here are 11 things guaranteed to spark eternal debates among Washingtonians, fueled by caffeine and passive-aggressive glares.
1. East Side vs. West Side
Two halves of one state—divided by a mountain range and everything else. One loves wheat fields and rodeos, the other loves Subarus and sourdough starters.
2. Starbucks vs. Literally Any Local Coffee Shop
You either swear loyalty to the mermaid or scoff and say, “Actually, my barista at Bean Roost Artisan Roasters does a better pour-over.”
3. The Right Way to Pronounce “Puyallup”
Is it pew-AL-up? pew-YA-lup? pew-sorry-I’ll-just-point-at-it-on-a-map? No one agrees, but everyone will correct you anyway.
4. Seahawks Fans: Diehard or Bandwagon?
If you weren’t yelling “Beast Mode!” in 2010, prepare to be interrogated. Jerseys are earned, not bought.
5. What Counts as “Good Weather”
Some say it’s 55 and cloudy. Others claim anything without sideways rain is a miracle. Either way, sunscreen remains theoretical.
6. Whether Oregon or California Drivers Are Worse
Both are infuriating for different reasons. But this debate will rage on—usually while stuck behind one of them doing 48 in the fast lane.
7. The Best Mountain: Rainier, Baker, or Hood?
Mount Rainier has the clout, but Baker’s got the local love. Hood gets thrown in to stir the pot—and anger Oregonians while you’re at it.
8. Pike Place Market: Iconic or Overrated?
Is it a magical place full of flying fish and charm, or a tourist-packed trap with $9 strawberries? Depends on your parking experience.
9. Whether We Should Call It “The Sound” or “Puget Sound”
Washingtonians drop the “Puget” like it’s a cool nickname—but don’t let an out-of-stater try it. That’s sacred, PNW-only territory.
10. Whether It’s Better to Live in Seattle or Leave It
You either cling to your Capitol Hill apartment and defend $18 poke bowls, or you flee to Spokane and swear you’re happier now.
11. The Eternal Superiority of Washington Apples
They will defend Honeycrisps like they’re family. Fuji, Cosmic Crisp, or bust—don’t you dare bring up Red Delicious.
In Washington, disagreement isn’t rude—it’s just another form of bonding. As long as there’s coffee in the cup and rain in the forecast, you can bet someone’s arguing about ferry schedules or favorite hiking trails. And yes, they’ll do it with flannel-clad conviction and artisanal donut in hand.
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