Let’s be honest—Wisconsinites are some of the kindest, beer-sharing, brats-grilling people in the country… until you bring up cheese, sports, or how you shovel your driveway. Suddenly, that friendly neighbor becomes a passionate debater ready to defend their honor (and their preferred brand of cheese curds). Here are 11 things folks from the Badger State will argue about until the cows come home—and then probably argue about cows too.
1. Who Has the Best Cheese Curds
Is it the squeaky-fresh ones from the local co-op or the deep-fried version at the county fair? Everyone’s got a place—and no, yours is wrong.
2. Culver’s vs. Literally Any Other Fast Food
If you suggest In-N-Out is better than Culver’s, expect to be banned from the potluck and shunned by three generations.
3. The Correct Way to Layer for a Packers Game in January
Some say thermal base, jersey over hoodie. Others swear by full-body blaze orange. The only consensus? No such thing as too many layers.
4. Friday Fish Fry: Cod, Perch, or Walleye?
Forget politics—this is the debate that divides households. Everyone claims Grandma’s church basement did it best.
5. What Counts as “Up North”
Is it anything north of Wausau? Rhinelander? The UP border? Depends who you ask—and how many Leinenkugels they’ve had.
6. Whether Summerfest Is Better Now or Back in the Day
Every generation thinks their lineup was the peak. “You kids and your EDM… I saw REO Speedwagon and Tom Petty for $5!”
7. If It’s Called a “Bubbler” or a “Drinking Fountain”
This one gets heated fast. Outsiders beware: calling it a drinking fountain might earn you a suspicious side-eye in Milwaukee.
8. How to Properly Shovel a Sidewalk
Clear edge-to-edge? Just a skinny path to the mailbox? And don’t even think about pushing snow onto someone else’s curb.
9. Whether the Brewers Will Ever Win a World Series
A question asked with hope… and answered with decades of emotional baggage.
10. Ranch: Dip of the Gods or Unholy Midwestern Relic?
It’s either a sacred side for pizza, cheese curds, and life in general—or it’s a tasteless abomination. No middle ground.
11. Whether Illinois Drivers Are the Worst
Spoiler: they are. But the level of rage directed toward them is a spectrum ranging from “mild annoyance” to “banishment from the Dells.”
In Wisconsin, you don’t settle arguments—you just keep them going over a cold beer and some hot cheese dip. These debates aren’t about winning; they’re about passion, pride, and the right to yell “Go Pack Go” louder than your neighbor. So next time you hear a heated discussion at Kwik Trip, just know—it’s probably about fish, football, or fountains.
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