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Arkansas, where the rivers are wide, the accents are thicker than homemade gravy, and the phrase “natural state” isn’t just a slogan—it’s a full-blown way of life. Arkansans are tough, humble, and more than happy to take you hiking, fishing, or frog giggin’—right after they quietly judge you for saying it wrong. If you’re looking to poke the possum, so to speak, here are 11 subtle ways to mildly annoy someone from Arkansas.
Say “Are-kansas.”
That’s the fastest way to get uninvited from the fish fry and church.
Act surprised they have electricity and Wi-Fi.
Yes, they do. And probably faster than whatever city you’re paying $200 a month to live in.
Say, “It’s basically just like Mississippi, right?”
Nope. Not even close. And now you’ve made it weird.
Ask if everyone wears overalls and rides tractors.
Only on Saturdays, and only if the Razorbacks aren’t playing.
Call it flat.
Between the Ozarks and the Ouachitas, your quads will regret that comment.
Say “there’s nothing to do.”
Only if you hate floating, hiking, fishing, live music, and actual peace and quiet.
Trash talk Walmart.
You’re in Walmart Country, friend. Say one more thing and you’re paying full price forever.
Act surprised when someone has a degree.
They’ll smile politely… and then correct your grammar.
Ask where the best beaches are.
We got lakes, rivers, and gravel bars. It’s the Southern version—and it comes with potato salad.
Confuse Little Rock with Nashville.
That’s Tennessee. This is Arkansas. Learn the difference or get lost on I-40 forever.
Ask, “What’s a Razorback?”
That’s not just a mascot. That’s statewide identity and emotional instability during football season.
Still, Arkansans are generous, grounded, and more than happy to welcome you with open arms—especially if you come with pie, manners, and zero condescension. Just don’t mispronounce the state name, don’t knock the hogs, and don’t act like you’re too good for a gas station biscuit.
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