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Missouri, where the weather changes five times a day, barbecue sauce flows like water, and the eternal battle between “Missour-ee” and “Missour-uh” quietly rages on. Missourians are friendly, resilient, and more than happy to show you around—once you prove you’re not going to ask if they’re from Kansas. If you’re feeling bold enough to test their Midwestern patience, here are 11 subtle ways to mildly annoy someone from the Show-Me State.
Ask if St. Louis is in Kansas.
That’s not just wrong—it’s how dare you territory.
Say all barbecue is the same.
In Missouri, that’s a felony. Expect a passionate PowerPoint on burnt ends.
Mispronounce “Missouri.”
Whether it’s “Missour-ee” or “Missour-uh,” just pick their version or prepare for a linguistic showdown.
Refer to it as a flyover state.
Oh, you mean the state with national parks, iconic food, and Mark freaking Twain?
Act surprised they have both cities and farms.
That’s kind of their whole thing. And they do it well.
Say Kansas City is only cool on the Kansas side.
You’ve just disrespected the ribs, the fountains, and Patrick Mahomes.
Make tornado jokes during spring.
They’re not scared. They’re annoyed. Sirens are basically background music.
Assume everyone is obsessed with the Ozarks because of the Netflix show.
There’s more to it than crime and drama. Like floating and beer.
Complain about “just a little snow.”
Missouri drivers treat flurries like a full-blown apocalypse. And yes, that includes you.
Confuse “soda” and “pop.”
The state is divided, and now you’ve taken a side. Good luck.
Say, “Oh yeah, I’ve driven through Missouri.”
And yet you missed the BBQ, the blues, the caves, the lakes, the pies, the…
Still, Missourians are proud, generous, and full of stories—some of which may involve raccoons, rivers, or tailgate miracles. Just remember: it’s the Show-Me State, not the “explain it to me” state. So show some respect, bring a pie to the potluck, and don’t you dare put Carolina sauce on their brisket.
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