New Hampshire, where the motto is Live Free or Die, and we mean that a little too seriously. It’s a state where people heat with wood, vote with passion, and get suspicious if you pump their gas for them. If these ten things make perfect sense, congrats—you’ve been in New Hampshire far too long, and you probably own three flannels, two snow shovels, and zero tolerance for nonsense.
You’ve refused to pay a sales tax and felt morally superior about it.
Live free or drive to Massachusetts for no good reason? Easy choice.
You’ve used the phrase “up north” and meant anything above Concord.
The further north you go, the fewer people, more moose, and somehow more pick-up trucks.
You own at least one item of Carhartt that’s both workwear and formalwear.
Church? Town meeting? Ice fishing? Same jacket.
You’ve corrected someone for calling it “New Hamp-shyre.”
It’s “Hamp-shuh.” Drop the R, respect the flannel.
You’ve seen snow in October and just shrugged.
Snow tires on by Halloween, shovels out by Thanksgiving, hope gone by March.
You’ve had an actual debate about maple syrup grades.
If it’s not from a local sugarhouse, it’s not real syrup.
You instinctively distrust anyone trying to pump your gas.
This ain’t Jersey. We’ve got two hands and Yankee pride.
You consider Massachusetts drivers to be a natural hazard.
“Massholes” is not just a word—it’s a warning label.
You’ve tailgated at a town meeting.
There was chili, a folding table, and someone brought venison jerky. You voted and feasted.
You’ve gone from hiking a mountain to grabbing lobster rolls—all before noon.
And the only thing you complained about was the flatlander tourists clogging the trail.
If this list made you nod while sipping Dunkin’ and scanning the weather for “light snow and freedom,” it’s safe to say New Hampshire has claimed you. Whether you’re skiing, voting in the first primary, or chopping your own firewood while grumbling about Massachusetts, you’re a true Granite Stater now. Just don’t forget: flannel is formal, taxes are tyranny, and mud season is very real.
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